Saturday night used to be either film night or Morcambe and Wise, Black and White Minstrel Show, Cilla Black, Val Doonican or Charlie Drake etc.
Thankfully, given the seachange in humour and entertainment, that lot has finished. Personal opinion of course.

It's very rare I watch a film on UK terrestrial TV, and I don't have SKY because it would be false economy, so we tend to watch Dutch TV as there is far more diversity. However, I just fancied a Saturday evening film on UK TV for a change. Let me see....
BBC1: Strictly Come Dancing and Casualty. Bruce Forsyth breaks a leg limbo dancing and has to go to casualty.
BBC2: Porridge, Berlin & What is Beauty. (simple, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so thats a waste of taxpayers money) Berlin might be interesting, at least it's new but I'll probably watch it on iViewer later.
ITV: X-Factor......I can't bring myself to write it without adding "Simon Cowell is a twat". There. I've gone and done it again. Oh and Piers Morgan interviewing ex-bollock squeezing soccer thug and now hardman actor Vinnie Jones. Entertaining...? Educational? No.
CH4: When Boris (Johnson) met Dave (Cameron)...and this is entertainment? On yer bike. You're 'avin' a laarf! There is one film, 4 Weddings and a Funeral, which has been on nearly as many times as Where Eagles Dare.
Richard Burton radios in: "Danny Boweee, Danny Boweee, come in Danny Boweee....over!"
Michael Hordern in London replies "We hear you Danny Boy, loud and clear, even though you are in the middle of a Bavarian mountain range 700 miles away and we only have crap crystal set short wave radios...over."
"Never mind that, it's bloody cold here, can you send some blankets..over"

CH5: CIS New York, NCIS, CINS, NICS, INSC, SNI bloody C, INXS and CIS flamin' Manchester.

So its 4 Weedings and a Femeral or nothing!

So, thats it then, Dutch TV it is: Met Paul, Ushi en Dushi, Anaconda, Judge Dredd and the The Long Weekend. Er....

On second thoughts....a bottle of wine, the iPod, a good book and an early night might be a better proposition.